HYMN TO M.G.M. » MGM3
Their amazing stable ranged from Garbo clear through Gable—
Platinum to brass at M.G.M..
They could forge a classy vehicle for Liz and Lassie.
Nothing ever crass at M.G.M..
They could make a PG picture of a book like GIGI,
All about a teenage fatal femme.
Quentin Tarantino hadn’t been born yet, but we know
They’d have sicced security on him.
In between the silents and excessive sex and vi’lence,
Though its glow is growing rather dim,
The greatest good of Hollywood was M.G.M.
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Their amazing stable ranged from Garbo clear through Gable—
Platinum to brass at M.G.M..
They could forge a classy vehicle for Liz and Lassie.
Nothing ever crass at M.G.M..
They could make a PG picture of a book like GIGI,
All about a teenage fatal femme.
Quentin Tarantino hadn’t been born yet, but we know
They’d have sicced security on him.
In between the silents and excessive sex and vi’lence,
Though its glow is growing rather dim,
The greatest good of Hollwyood was M.G.M.
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